I scream for ice cream

 
A blonde walks into an ice cream shop and asks for a scoop of chocolate. The brunette worker tells her they are all out of chocolate. The blonde comes back later and asks again for a scoop of chocolate ice cream. The brunette tells her, she doesn't have any chocolate ice cream, but the blonde doesn't believe her and asks to speak to the manager. The brunette asks the blonde if she can spell the 'STRAW' in strawberry? The blonde spells it correctly. The brunette then asks if she can smell the 'FUCK' in chocolate. The blonde begins to spell it, and stops, "Hey, there is no FUCK in chocolate." The brunette then says, "Exactly, THERE IS NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!"

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