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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ark-N-Saw	Capitalism for Dummies	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Blonde lumberjack
Bill Of No Rights	What's the difference between a blonde...	A Shave and a Shine	Adam and Eve, Surprised
Blonde Puzzle	A Brief Visit to the Doctor	Redneck Teeth	Yo mama's So Stupid
Little Johnny is Number One	The Hit and Run Case	Say What Again?	Horny Toad
Three Nuns and a Parrot	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	A helping hand	Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport
Rookie Pitcher	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Marriage Requirments	Monica's Testimony
Yo mama's So Poor	Scags Who Blew Bill	GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt	Rabbit Breakout
Bush Has a Short One	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Doctor Demented	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
The Wonder Bra	You Might Be A Redneck	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo mama's So Ugly	Go Fish	IBM and Lightbulbs	Mom's Sponge
Yo mama's So Poor	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt	Yo mama's So Ugly	Broom Factory
Daddy, What Is Sex?	A Real Ball Buster	Doctor Demented	Rooster in His Declining Years
Yo mama's so fat...	Yo mama's So Small