There were two blondes at the park...

There were two blondes at the park.
One says, "Look at that dead seagull over there."

And the other looks up and says, "Where?"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Loose Constructionists	BlondeMotorWorks	Mail Order Blonde	Dr. Doctor
Nursery Crimes	Drunken Man and Blonde	Confucious...Baseball	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon
Yo mama's So Hairy	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Government Tactics	President Hillary
Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	One hungry Bush...	Inventions	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
Understanding Marketing	Homeward Blonde	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Thermos and Blonde
Eating is a Sport	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Skinny	You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks
500 lawyers in the ocean	Yo mama's...Ugly	Don't Say This During Sex	Virgins in Caves
Name That Animal, Kids	Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Hulking Mass	Newlyweds
Bush Fans	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	Yo mama is so dumb...	Dikfer
Dirty Knees	Soy Toy	A Mall Order	Jingle Blondes
Cash Flow	Foreign Policy	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Black Sheep
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Breakfast of Champions	Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Christmas Carol Parrot
Yo mama's So Fat... Married	How many blondes does it take...