Gum

Why did God give women belly buttons?

For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Microsoft and a Halter Top	Yo mama's So Fat	3 blondes jump off a building ...	Greek Navy
Monica's First Look	First Day Out	Bush is a Puppet?	Jungle Gaiety
Yo mama's So Ugly	The Businessman's Medical Problem	Political Spelling Contest	Monks Made a Mistake
Yo mama's...Poor	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Martooni	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Yo mama's...Fat	Where do one legged people?
Respecting the First Lady	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Night Of The Living Dead	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
Hiding In The Closet	She Gives Great Headphone	Poor Old Man	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Redneck Yardwork	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	That's crazy	Texan Poetry
Sign On The Brothel	Blonde's Helicopter Lessons	Black and White and Red All Over	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Al Gore's Piercings	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Blondes Are Whores, Apparently	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
A Few Good Men	An Ugly Position	Friendly Neighbors	Dating vs. Marriage
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...	American Divorce	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	Yo mama's So Skinny