Gum

Why did God give women belly buttons?

For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Little People have little...	Clear Blue Easy
Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde and a Pig	Confucius Say
Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	The 69ers	Genie and the Taliban	Blonde Bird Killer
Blonde Counting Sheep	People Really Said These Things In Court	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Bob Dole's Band
Lawyers Love Sushi!	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Telephone Company	Surprise Package
A Redneck Retaliation	Yo mama's...Fat	Mechanical Sex	Clinton/Elian Gonzales
Monday Night Osama	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Frenchman and Farm Animals	Rastavirgins
Blonde With License	Redneck Hitchiker	Actual Police Quotes	Orgasm-isms
Yo mama's so fat... chins	Dr. Feelgood	Surprise Package	Fortune 500
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Blondes and Airplanes	Skip To My Fool	Redneck Baseball
Yo Mama Bath	The Vampire	Adam Talks All About Eve	Morning at the White House
Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Peanut In Your Ear	Yo mama's So Flat	The Skeleton
Yo mama's so fat... road	Yo mama's...Fat