Dictaphone

A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?"

He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Drunk Musicians	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	All I Want Is a Beer!	A Shave and a Shine
Yo Mama is So Stupid	POV	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Golden Mug
Blonde with Half a Brain	Trapped Inside a Whale	Blondes and Cops	Yo Mama's So Fat... Space
Think About It	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Divine Flatulence
Yo mama's...Fat	Naked Man on the Run	Redneck Honeymoon	Blonde in a Round Room
Did I do that?	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama Laundromat
Blonde Half-Wit	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	You So Ugly
Innie Weenie	Porcupines	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	You So Ugly
Twelve Inch Pianist	Grandpa Gets Off	Infectious Fast Food	Yo mama's So Ugly
Lawyers Off Bridge...	What a Gasser	Attack of the American Women	Understanding Marketing
Yo mama is so old, she knew...	Stupid Blonde	Bulimic Bachelor Party	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs
Dubya 'Do.	Legalese	Wal-marks the spot	Salesman: A New One, Really
Knock Knock... Sham	Corpsalicious!