Dictaphone

A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?"

He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hairclub for Women	Yo mama's So Stupid	M&M's	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...
New Priest In Town	How Do You Confuse A Blonde?	Politically Speaking	Like Father Like Son
Genie and the Taliban	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Beer Consumption	What's the difference between a...
Penis Requests a Raise	Q & A...Shower	Night Of The Living Dead	747 Full of Lawyers
The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Yo mama's so fat... bath	Gay Picnic	Alabama Farmer
Yo mama's...Dumb	What A Woman/Man Really Means	Perfumed Blonde	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Egg Donor	Yo mama's so dumb... menopause	Yo mama's so Fat
Priestly Duties	Impressing Women	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Blonde License
Surprise Package	Clinton's DNA	Lepechaun at Augusta	Can't Take You Anywhere
Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Halle Berry Bares All	Stumbling and Mumbling	Aliens Attack
What's The Difference, Yo?	Yo mama's So Ugly	Get You With The Nine	Blonde Overdue
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Bush at the Wheel	Hans Across Iraq	I Hit Two of My Best Balls
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so fat... road