Dictaphone

A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?"

He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

It's Not Genetics	Optimistic Jack	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Grosser Than Gross Kiss
Another Weekend At The Home	Greek Navy	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Pickle in the Pants
Stuttering Problem	Holy Water	Dr. Love	Drunken Man and Blonde
Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Yo mama's So Poor	Essential Army Stealth Equipment	Yo Mama's So Old
A Definite Definition	Dubya 'Do.	The Witty Truck Driver	You So Stupid
Age-Old Riddle	Blonde Car Hijinx!	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked
Redneck Fly-swatter	Brunette, Blonde, Brunette	Hard Sleepin'	Strict Sex Schedule
Barbie's Christmas Beau	Viagra Coffee	Yo mama's So Fat	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker
Grandpa Gets Off	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Lesbian Eskimo	Yo mama's... stupid
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Poor	War Pigs	Yo Mama's So Dumb...
Hand me downs	Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers	Sports and Virility	Yo mama's so fat... Sherpas
I See You!	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Bulimic Bachelor Party	Bird and Bloke
Banging and Banking	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme