Goose & Lawyer

Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...	Blonde Hide and Go Seek
Fifty Cent Piece	You Work for the Government When:	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Parrot-Prostitutes
Country Politics	Redneck Death	Perfect Penis	Tank Girl
Beer Translations	Blonde Diet	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
Red Ring	Bubba Died in a Fire	Al Gore's Piercings	An Act of Charity
The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Yo mama's...Ugly	Upside Down Blonde	Guess What I Am?
The Blonde and the Worm	Yo mama is so dumb...	Mail Order Blonde	Blonde in a Snowstorm
Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...	Penis Requests a Raise	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up
Some Supermodel Insight	A Crappy Date (A True Story)	Valentine Gift Test	Dubya Quotes
Go Fish	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	It's What's For Dinner	Blonde and Drive-Thru
Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Love Is Blindness	Knock Knock: Dumb...	Clinton's DNA
69er's Get Sacked	Politically Speaking	Space Shuttle Redneck	Clinton's sons
Teacher's Pet	Smoking Problems