Black and White and Red All Over

What's black, white, red all over, and doesn't fit through revolving doors?

A nun with a spear through her head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Go To The LMV
Dick Cheney and the Bushes	Redneck Family Values	Clear Blue Easy	Abstinence
The President''s Puzzle	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Major Crackage	Yo mama's So Poor
Bin Laid	Blonde Lightning Storm	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Confessions Of Sodom
Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Blonde Destroyer	Hit TV Shows in Iraq	Carefully Placed Periods
Blonde and Tracks	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Smart Pills	Cheerleading Tryouts
Blondes and Cops	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Yo mama's so fat... leg	Coming Into The Closet
A Giant Problem	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Sex Math 101	The Blonde's Special Order
Blonde lumberjack	A Natural Blind	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around
Man Catches Crocodile	A wrinkle in time	Silent Bunny Humping	Replacing Vanna
Put It On Your Organ	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	Rules of the South	Dumb as Rocks
Blonde Mixup	Olllllld Lawyer	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang
Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Yo mama's So Old