Yo mama and a rat

Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Atlantic Coast and a Blonde	Blondes and Ice Cubes	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Shoot The Pig
Supermarket Mother	Blondes Strike Back	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo mamma's so retarded...
Gorilla in Heat	Don't Step Out of the Car	3 Wishes	The Teacher's Gift
Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Iraqi Funerals	It Ain't Margarita
Divine Flatulence	Lawyer Means...	Yo mama's So Fat	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
Yo mama's...Stupid	Pickled Bread	Wedding Night Pranks	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
White, Slimy, & Horny	Blonde and House	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach
Blonde Skydiver	Tardy Blonde	Birth Control	Government vs. Mafia
Yo mama's so ugly	Paraplegic	Can't Take You Anywhere	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee
Gary Condit's Clock	De-evolution	The President''s Puzzle	Yo mama's...Ugly
Blonde - Death in the Family	The Blonde and the Zipper	A Fashion Sense	Doctor Demented
This is a poor joke	God and Men's Sex Lives	Bill Gates and General Motors	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Flies on Poo	Bus Stop Blondes