Parsley

What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?

You push them both aside when you eat.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Three Stupid Wives	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Paper Street
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Fat	Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo Mama's So Fat
Witchy Women	Rise and Shine	Hot Air Balloon	A Roomful of Rednecks
Government vs. Mafia	Alabama Farmer	Small Things	Clinton and a lightbulb
Blonde Car Hijinx!	69	Yo Mama's So Old	Sharing
Yo Mama's So Country	Woman Says, Man Hears	Birds of Paradise	Playing Doctor
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Hot Enough For You?	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Yo mama's So Stupid
Man Beats Dog	Shop At WalRusMart	Scags Who Blew Bill	Yo mama's...Stupid
A Few Good Men	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy
Blonde - Death in the Family	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tattoo	Yo mama's so fat... Bends over	Monica At The UN
Stoplight	Husbands' Performance	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare
Clinton & KFC	Lesbian Talk	Butt Question	One hungry Bush...
Drunken Man and Blonde	Guys and Dolls