Parsley

What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?

You push them both aside when you eat.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Poor Mama	Blondes in a Volkswagen	The Quotable Marion Barry	Blonde Arrow
Blonde in a Library	Osama = Crabs?	Orgy at Never Neverland	Dought Girl
Two Sperm	Toilet-Bathtub Conversation	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Think About It
Yo mama's So Poor	You're So Poor...Christmas	Lift Off	Blonde Looking for a Job
Blonde in Grocery Store	Clinton's DNA	West Virginia Custody Battle	S&M Sans Rubber Suits
Louisiana Heritage	350 Pounder?	Safe Sex: Grandparent to Teen	Yo mama's So Stupid
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Horse Sense	The Lawyer & The Dead Man
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Dinner's Ready!	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Lawyers Off Bridge...
The Answer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	Late AGAIN	Chilled Crabs
Fast Food Blondes	Yo mama's so fat... train	Code for Sex	Yo mama's so fat... fell over
Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Dictaphone	Racists and Lightbulbs	Blondes in a Volkswagen
Blonde Pillow Talk	Abstinence	Yo mama's so ugly	Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Yo mama's So Poor	The Annual Check-Up