Parsley

What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?

You push them both aside when you eat.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Energizer Bunny	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Carpet	Where's the Soup?
Did I do that?	Yo Mama's a Saint	Clinton's Safe Sex	Lying through your tooths
Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Apple and Worm
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Ugly	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Yo mama's So Ugly
Donkey and Onion	Guys vs. Girls	Hormonally Yours	Redneck Baby
What do you call a prostitute's children?	Bush's Advisors	Three Couples, No Sex	Captured Blonde
Yo mama's...Stupid	Popularity Is A Relative Term	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Parakeet Cereal
The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Bush Fans	Gross, Grosser, Grossest II	Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...
What Do I Look Like?	Elephant and Man	Bush Does a Favor	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette
Blonde's Finals	Bamming in 'Bama	Factory Girl	Hot Lunch
Blonde Puzzle	The Definition of	Yo mama's...Ugly	Brace yourself
Beep Beep	Coming Into The Closet	She's So Blonde	Redneck Home Inspection
Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim	Blonde and Clock