Redneck's Last Words

What are a typical redneck's three last words? "Hey, watch this! "

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

3 blondes jump off a building ...	Hilarious Signs	Yo mama's...Fat	The Golden Mug
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire	I'm a Barbie Girl	Yo Mama's...Old	Yo mama's...Fat
Dr. Doctor	What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	The Blonde Flight Attendant
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	3 blondes jump off a building ...	Monkey Business
You So Stupid	Rock da House	Baby Drink	Yo mama's so fat... train
The Blonde and Boyz II Men	Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	Clinton's Safe Sex	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor
Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde in Your Fridge	What a Gasser	Yo Mama Like a Stamp
Witchy Women	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Made in Canada	Sex Contract
Why God Created Man	Grandma's Birthday	Banana Peel	Yo mama's So Stupid
Comfortable	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	The Blonde ABC's	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Peeing Leprechaun	Yo Mama's So Fat... Horse	De-evolution	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
Another Dumb Blonde	Homosexual	Gross Cornflakes	Osama's New City
Count Chock Full of Nuts	Gross Grandma