Ugly mama and a tail

Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something like her, I pinned a tail on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Comfortable	Joke for Limeys	Osama's Valentine
Blondes and Waterskiing	Redneck Anthem	Hard Drive	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road
Clinton & KFC	Stuttering Problem	Yo mama's So Fat	Monster Valentine
The Rescue	Tardy Blonde	Cannibals	Yo Mama's Work Ethic
Divided By A Common Language	Yo mama's So Stupid	Lady At the Bar	Where's the Blow Hole
Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Door Hinge	Did I do that?	Understanding Marketing
North vs. South	You So Ugly	A manager walks into his office...	Broomsticks
A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Parakeet Cereal	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Bad Lawyer
Yo mama's... easy	Bone Diggers	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid
Land Of Milk And Honey	Blonde Girlfriend	Fast Food Blondes	Yo mama's so hairy...
Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Reverend	What's Your Poison?	Latex Gloves
Redneck...Bath	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	Come Early And Bring Your Lunch	Toe Curl
Yo mama is so dumb...	Blondes and Iceberg