Ugly mama and a tail

Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something like her, I pinned a tail on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush BM	Bumper Sticker Sayings	Current Administration	Guns don't kill....
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving	Closest Shave Ever	Ark-N-Saw	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
Canni Ball!	Hey fatty	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal	747 Full of Lawyers
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Pool	Blonde and License Plates	Surprise Package
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo mama's...Door	Redneck Senior	The Blonde and the Jumper
Blonde Mixup	Pump Kin	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Bombing Works
Bear and Toilet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Blonde Gets Job	Indecent Exposure
Five Surgeons	Jew Unit	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Late AGAIN
Fooled You	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Newlyweds	Yo mama's...Fat
Suicidal Blonde	International Beer Syndrome	Skip To My Fool	If Resumes Told the Truth
Baby boomers	Windows 666	Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR	Divine Flatulence
Blonde's Air Conditioner	The Burning Building	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake...
Space Shuttle Redneck	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat