Lightbulb...Californians

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Lady	People Really Said These Things In Court	Redneck...TV Antenna	Who's the Boss?
Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Goathead! Goathead!	yo mama is so fat....	Yo mama's Teeth
Hooked On Dem Jets	Blond Father	Yo mama's So Fat	Knights And Birth Control Limerick
Big Testicles	Like Father Like Son	A Blonde Party	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type
Yo mama's...Stupid	Viagra Diet	Bush and Son	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel
A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	Yo mama's so fat... leg	Valentine's Day Card Shopping	Doctor Demented
Get yo fingers bit	Dentist	Men and Women FAQ	Yo mama's...fat
Blonde Lightbulb	Microsoft in Detroit?	Circumcisional Evidence	Lesser Evils
Gum	A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...	Steroid Breast Stroke	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...
Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	Brother is "Out"
Yo mama's So Poor	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	How Many Blonde Jokes...	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
If Ever You're Choking...	Condom Brands	Yo Mama's So Stupid	My First Time
TiVo	Student Nurse