Lightbulb...Californians

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What Are Ya, Chicken?	Stinkin' Proof	HMO Executive	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme
Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Cartwheeling for Cash	Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Ba Ba Black Sheep
Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Double Wide
Yo mama's So Stupid	The Millennium Kid	A Lawyer and A Politician	The Geography of Men and Women
North vs. South	Brunette Shopping	Yo mama's So Flat	Condom
Steak and Sex	Yo mama's So Hairy	Divorce	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law
Sons Devoted to Mom	Yo mama's So Fat	Flash Me	Bin Laid
Getting Old	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Rednecks' Teeth	Jesus and Moses
Yo mama's So Ugly	Wizard of Oz	Limbless Prostitute	In the back woods of Arkansas...
Pretty Hair	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Octogenarian Barroom Chat
Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress	Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...	Hand me downs	Latex Gloves
Yo mama's So Stinky	You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo	Sex Before Communion	Bzzzz
Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR	Yo mama's...Stupid