Lightbulb...Californians

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls
Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Vampires in a Bar	Clinton and the Pope	Blonde...Bananas
Redneck Porch	Dought Girl	Made in Canada	Blonde Passenger
Brown and Serve	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Voodoo Enronomics	Blonde Riding Shotgun
Zip It. Zip It Good.	Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player	Yo mama's So Hairy	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts
Material Lust	Mommy, mommy... circles	Lay off	Black and White and Red All Over
Hot 'n' Heavy	Burning Bush	Blonde Radio	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...
Yo mama's So Stupid	What P.M.S. Stands For	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	Blonde and Doorknobs
Yo mama's so poor...	Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Dumb as Rocks	Yo mama's so fat... hospital
Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck Anthem	God and Men's Sex Lives	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach
I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde	Handy Blondy	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt
Miracle Exercise	Yo mama's...Stupid	Attack of the American Women	Jack and Jill II
Children and Cars	Hans Across Iraq