Obese Michigan Mammas

How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?

Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...	Two Blondes and a Lake	Yo mama's so fat...
Redneck Teeth	Weiner Eater	The Blind Man	Monks Made a Mistake
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Take yo mama to work day	Smile if You're Blonde	Blonde Destroyer
Texan Poetry	Easter Blondies	Blonde and a Pig	Megastore, Megasale
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Five Minutes to Midnight	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	The Dough Boyz
Thank You For Flying With Us	Doctor Demented	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	Girls From Kentucky
Yo Mama... B#$%*	Yo mama's So Ugly	Pitching a Tent	The Blonde and the Blinker
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Ice Hole	Ba Ba Black Sheep	The Last Southern Virgin
Jingle Blondes	Famous People Say the Darndest Things	A Greater Insult	Deer Tracks
You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Mopeds and Fat Ladies	747 Full of Lawyers	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt
The Vampire	Blondes On Blonde Jokes	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Wet Lawyers
Einsteinium	Knock knock... Britney Spears	The bear and the rabbit	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog
Perfect Fit	A Sack Full of Chickens