Obese Michigan Mammas

How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?

Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Condit vs. Clinton	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer
Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Fast Food	G-spot vs. a Golfball
Sons Devoted to Mom	Jackass	Holy Water	The Golden Mug
Blonde Boobies	Divine Flatulence	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Blonde's Earrings
Naked Man on the Run	Redneck Teeth	In the back woods of Arkansas...	In-law vs Outlaw
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	What are you thinking about?	That's A Buncha Bull	Redneck Grandma
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Sex Math 101	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Yo mama's...Ugly	Tap Dancin'
Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people	Yo mama is so old, she knew...	Lightbulb...Californians	Trampoline vs. Lawyer
Suicidal Blonde	Dead Blonde in Closet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	I Guess That's Fair
Rump Roastin'	Para-shoot	Flour Patch	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Clinton's Favorite Things	The Engineer's Love Life	Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt
What Sex is Polly?	God and Men's Sex Lives