Smokey the Bear

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Meets Cheerios	Yo mama's So Poor	LSD Cocktail	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
Capitol Parrot	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Rise and Shine
That's crazy	Politics and Golf	An Egyptian man is walking...	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Take It Like A Man, Baby	Rookie Pitcher	Dubya 'Do.
What Didja Learn?	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
Pop Goes The Blonde	Yo mama's So Old	Blondes 'n' Birth Control	One hungry Bush...
Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Yo mama's So Ugly	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History
Girls From Kentucky	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	First Lady	Ten Cents
Dirty Knees	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama Golden Arches	Work Blows
Blonde's Finals	Wet Lawyers	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	I Guess That's Fair
Two Men and A Refrigerator	Liberal Jokes	Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker	500 lawyers in the ocean
Yo mama's...Forklift	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde in the Morning	The Gynecologist's Glasses
If Ever You're Choking...	DJ's First Day of School