Smokey the Bear

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	What's Rough and Hairy?	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Blonde Fired
Fishing for a Week	Yo mama's So Stupid	Clinton's Safe Sex	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress
The Nuns and The Blind Man	Redneck Death	Bleachin Yo Mama	Sheepish
Nutty Hunters	Blonde Lesbian	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Six Hours to Live
Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Fork it up	Holiday
Yo mama's So Hairy	Your teeth are so busted...	Drunk Superhero	Three Girls in the Desert
Goodyear Rubber	Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath	Blonde on the Run	"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"
Yo mama's nasty!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder	Girls From Kentucky
Captured Blonde	The Chinese Workman	What Sex is Polly?	Lawyers' Birth Control
Lawyers' Birth Control	Easter Blondies	Hey fatty	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Captured Blonde	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Lake Wannaswimma
Yo Mama's Teeth	Tiger Woods and Princess Di