Smokey the Bear

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's So Poor	Knock knock... Britney Spears	Yo Mama's So Fat... God
Yo mama's So Ugly	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Two fraternity brothers...	Penis Requests a Raise
Law School Graduation Gift	What's Worse?	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale
Upholding the Cloth	Southern Foreplay	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Five Surgeons
Banging and Banking	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Blonde's Shoes	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Fred bin Flintsone	Tap Dancin'
Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	What's the difference between a blonde...	Genealogy	Biting
Blonde's Favorite Group	The Skeleton	Dentist	Rooster in His Declining Years
Yo mama's...Fat	Name That Animal, Kids	You Might Be A Redneck	Hillbilly Newlyweds
Bush Has Feelings Too	Railroad Redneck	What Men Need Most	The Cross-Eyed Cow
Redneck At The Restaurant	Country Politics	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Hans Across Iraq
Yo mama's So Stupid	Through The Desert On A Man With No Ears	Tasty, tasty fat!	Adult Swim
If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Yo mama's so poor