Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee

Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bombing Works	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Monks Made a Mistake	Chicken and egg are lying in...
A Blonde with Earrings	Adventures in Disneyland	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker
You Work for the Government When:	B-Day Sex	You Might Be A Redneck	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11
Yo mama's so ugly... kid	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Louisiana Heritage
Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart	The Blonde And The E-mail	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom
Hard Sleepin'	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Donations for Dee Dee	Funny Business
Blonde NASA Engineer	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Pleasure vs. Disgrace	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
From Cradle to Ladle	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Eternal Judgment	Ghost story for tots
Shriveled Lovin'	Military Service	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	Hot 'n' Heavy
If You Were my Husband...	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	Sneezy	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World
PC Pot	Blonde's Appendicitis	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Women's Bits
Christmas Cookie Dough	Captain Hook's Death	Flour Patch	Redneck Bar BellIf you have to use ...
Milk: It Doesn't A Blonde Good	Politics and Golf