Quickie

Q: What do you call a one-man quickie?

A: A yankee!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Yo mama's so fat... school	Things Just Fallin' Off
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... God	Genie and the Taliban	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
Your Parents Messed Up	Horny Toad	New Favorite Number	Yo Mama's So Greasy
Fifty-Dollar Bet	The Blond Date	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	Blond Restroom Attendant
Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Prison Carpenter	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Yo mama's So Stinky
Five Minutes to Midnight	Yo mama so po'	Splish Splash Through the Field	Vaseline Knob
Blonde Alumna	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Chores on the Farm	Cosmopolitan Redneck
Ten Cents	That Fly	Whack Off	That's a Woman's Job
Yo mama so dirty...	Rosebud	Yo mama's So Poor	Movie Magic
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...Bus	The Blonde Hostess	Spermally Speaking
Mechanic's Lube	Don't Say This During Sex	Lawyer or Ass?	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's...Skinny	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	She Gives Great Headphone	Father and Son
Moby Dick	Yo mama's So Poor