I've Got Shingles

How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton and a lightbulb	Yo mama's So Flat	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Blonde Bicycle
Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Redneck Spelling Test	Yo Mama's So Poor	A blonde goes into a music store and...	Old Man and his Babies
Yo Mama's so Fat... God	The Blonde and the Worm	Instant-Win Airbags!	Lake Wannaswimma
Rules of Bedroom Golf	Painting A Wall	Mechanic's Lube	Yo mama's So Stupid
Shirts Off	Law School Graduation Gift	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Yo mama sooooo dumb
Bed Football	The True Story	Funny Business	Two Sperm
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	The Perfect Woman	Jack and Jill II	Late AGAIN
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Gorilla in Heat	Bush Does a Favor	Professor of Logic
Breakfast of Champions	Boo Hoo	Yo mama's So Stupid	Osama = Crabs?
Yo momma so stupid...	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2
Yo mama's so dumb...	Blonde Testing Center	Captain Hook's Death	Yo mama's So Hairy
The Golden Mug	Blonde and Clock