I've Got Shingles

How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	High Stakes	Did I do that?	Heffahump
Dubya Quotes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Yo mama's so fat... first word	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Flour Patch	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions	Plaster Lawyers
Canni Ball!	Get You With The Nine	Clinton's Protection	Be Careful With That Viagra
Eternal Judgment	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer	Knights And Birth Control Limerick	Yo mama's So Poor
You Bet Your (Sex) Life	The Definition of	Redneck College Grad	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Lazy	Bombing Works	Brunette Shopping	Yo mama's nasty!
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Bimbo Joke	Priestly Duties	Monica's First Look
Lawyers on the Beach	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Hulking Mass	Yo mama's So Old
Blond Father	Talk Dirty to Me	Dr. Doctor	I Guess That's Fair
Iranians	A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son	Yo mama's nasty!	Para-shoot
Yo mama's...Hair	The Engineer's Love Life	Definition of Suspicious	Did you hear....?
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Giant Underwater Bottom Feeder