Close But No Cigar

 
A guy’s been dating the girl of his dreams for several months, but he’s been holding back his sexual advances because he’s worried she’ll notice his smaller-than-average penis.

One night they’re in his car, and he decides to finally make his move. After kissing for a while, he opens his zipper and guides her hand into his pants.

“No, thanks,” moans the girl. “You know I don’t smoke.”

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