Little Green Balls

What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided attention.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Current Administration	Major Crackage	An Honest Lawyer	Legal Birth Control
Don't Step Out of the Car	Yo mama is so dumb...	Deaf Rover	Yo mama's So Ugly
She's So Blonde... 60 Minutes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	Thee You In The Moth Pit	Redneck Bubble Baths
Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Stuffing	Yo mama's...Fat	A Few Good Men
Megastore, Megasale	Better Luck Next Time	Potential & Reality	Bad Lawyer
Yo mama's So Fat	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	New Canadian Flag	Toothbrush Salesman
Yo mama's...Fat	Code for Sex	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Why God Created Man
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Holiday	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892
Like Midgets In The Night...	Yo mama's so fat...	Osama is Celebate	Yo Mama's... Ugly
How Many Blonde Jokes...	Dought Girl	Doorprize	Yo mama is so dumb...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Grand Canyon	The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object
Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	What Men Want	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	The Offspring
All I Want Is a Beer!	Yo mama's...Dirty