Little Green Balls

What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided attention.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

It's Not Genetics	Little People have little...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	What Are Ya, Chicken?
Blonde's Twinkle	Speaking Women-ese	Curly Hair	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's So Poor	A woman went to her priest with a problem...	An Orange Parrot, Of Course	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born
747 Full of Lawyers	Yo mama is so nasty...	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
Tank Girl	Multi-Balls	Southern Foreplay	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shows up
Yo mama's...Fat	Brunette Shopping	Yo mama's So Stupid	Beer Consumption
Lip Service	Monica's First Look	Blonde on the Run	Girls From Kentucky
Yo Mama's So Old... JC	Political Pampers	Sex Contract	Yo mama's So Poor
Stayin' Alive	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	One-Armed Blonde	Yo mama's so fat... road
Naked Man on the Run	Tire vs. Condoms	Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble	Yo mama's So Nasty
Y'might Be A Redneck	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV
Yo mama's So Fat	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Houston Schoolin'	Put It On Your Organ
The Gynecologist's Glasses	Yo mama's So Poor