Talking Blondes

Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?

Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Women vs. Dog Poop	What do you call a prostitute's children?	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Knock knock... Britney Spears
Yo mama's so fat... walk around	Yo Mama	Blonde...Bananas	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
Why did the blonde get fired...	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Redneck Spelling Test	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck
Blonde with Money	Yo Mama's So Old... Guest List	This Joke is Bananas!	Prostitiute's Friends
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Bob Dole's Band	Yo mama's So Stupid
Redneck Death	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	The Witty Truck Driver	One hungry Bush...
Wedding Night Pranks	New Baby	West Virgin-ia	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium
Blonde and Clock	Blonde in the Morning	Grandpa Gets Off	From Cradle to Ladle
Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Carefully Placed Periods	Martin Scorscese is interviewing three ...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge
Monica's Deposition	Mrs. Shagwell	Dinner on the Road	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams
Tire vs. Condoms	Sits in the Forest	Three Couples, No Sex	Fast Food for Rednecks
Ash Blonde	Double Entendres Out The Wazoo	Yo mama's So Fat	Political Jokes
Foreign Policy	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise