Star Trek

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Virgins in Caves	Condit vs. Clinton	The Millennium Kid	Lawyers Love Sushi!
Checkout Conniption	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Yo mama's tities...	Yo Mama's So Fat...
Ba Ba Black Sheep	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Sex In Advertising
No Arms, No Legs... Urinal	Clinton's Interns	Hide the Duke	Blonde's Shoes
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Straight Leper Flush	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's...Dumb
Yo Mama's Animal Cookies	The Dough Boyz	Chin nuts	Yo Mama's So Poor
Murder Mystery Porn	Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes	Lipstick Or...?	Doctor Demented
Young Couple	Chucky at the Movies	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Ghost story for tots
Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Toe Curl	Yo mama's...Stupid
Balls and Old Ladies	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama so dirty...	Broom Factory
Blonde on the Computer	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Limbless Prostitute
Guns don't kill....	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Doctor Demented
History Remembers Bill Clinton	Three nuns die and go to heaven....