Star Trek

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Rows of Corn	Hot Tomato	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Burying Osama	Door Hinge	The Lord Will Provide	History Remembers Bill Clinton
How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Yo mama's So Poor	Sex Math 101
Inner Space	No Special Sauce?	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Politics and Golf
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	3 Men, 3 Wishes	Yo mama's so stupid... drown	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application
The Living Statues	Higher Larnin'	In-law vs Outlaw	Wedding Night Pranks
Chew on this	Laptop	Donkey Compliment	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen
Yo Mama's So Poor	Screw The World	Yo mama's...Ugly	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon
Hi-Steppin' Mama	Yo Mama's Halloween	Yo mama's So Ugly	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here
Yo mama's So Ugly	What's the difference between a blonde...	Blonde Skydiver	Condit vs. Clinton
Abstinence	Factory Girl	Pre-Paid Plan	Call Me Back
Yo mama's So Poor	Elephant...Cherry Tree	Not So Saved by the Bell	Star Trek
Lunch time	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor