Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"

"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	Men With No Arms or Legs
Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Clinton 'n' Buddy	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Yo mama's So Ugly
Blonde Fired	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Phone Line	Glories of old age
Arctic Hooker	You Might Be A Redneck	Elvis vs. Al Gore	Bill Gates and General Motors
Perfumed Blonde	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Gold Digger	Monday Night Osama
Monica's First Look	Redneck Baseball	You're So Poor...Trashcan	Hiding In The Closet
Upside Down Blonde	Tales From The Shire	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder	The Blue Eye
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Heaven's Gate	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	What's the difference between a...
Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	TiVo	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Knock-Knock Blonde	Hot Dog	Vandal Scandal
Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball	What's The Difference, Yo?	Dought Girl
Air Mattress	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Hot Tomato
Yo mama's so fat...	Blonde's Fav Blonde Joke