Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"

"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Skydiving	Lawyer and Sperm	High Stakes	Your teeth are so busted...
The Lawyer's Funeral	Lawyer and Sperm	Bubba's Secret	Grandma
Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Blonde in a Library	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
Yo Mama's So Fat...	A Real Ball Buster	Redneck Communion	The Blind Man
Blonde...Bananas	Like Father Like Son	Yo mama's...Fat	Prison Carpenter
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Straight Leper Flush	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack
You're Like A...	Yo mama's So Fat	The Blonde Fox	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme
There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	6.9	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
Blonde and Elephants	Watch the Birdie	50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator	Workplace Farting: Options Explored
Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	How to Annoy Your Co-Workers	Yo mama's So Stupid	Fast Food for Rednecks
Bush's Morning Run	Yo Mama's so old... act	Vandal Scandal	Southern University Psychology
Gonna Marry	Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas	Windows 666	Blonde with Half a Brain
How To Sell Lawnmowers	Not Going To Try This Again