The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

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Monica's Testimony	A Definite Definition	The Millennium Kid	Did I do that?
Al Gore's Piercings	Why God Created Man	Blonde On a Ledge	Blonde Puzzle
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	A Prayer Before Dying	Made in Canada	Pop Goes The Blonde
Big Tongue	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Toilet-Bathtub Conversation	Euro-English Instead of German
The Blonde Flight Attendant	Yo mama's so stupid... drown	Blondehole	Beer Translations
Three Dumb Hunters	Mechanic's Lube	Dirty Tricks	Goverment Wrestling Federation
Blondes 'n' Birth Control	M&M's	Yo mama's So Poor	You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk
Doctor Demented	Bunny Love	You Might Be A Redneck	Star Trek
Yo mama's...Ugly	Shipwrecked	The Blonde and the Blinker	Yo Daddy Is So Bald
Piano Solo	Yo mama's so Fat	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	PC Three Little Pigs
Captured Blonde	Lab Monkeys	Blonde Passenger	The Blonde and the Zipper
Yo mama's So Stupid	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands