The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Blonde Pillow Talk	Elephant Tampon	Lightbulb... Rednecks
Drivers' Ed	You Might Be A Redneck...Q-Tips	The Golden Mug	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!
Bush's Advisors	Witchy Women	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Nursery Crimes	Let's Live On Love	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur
What Didja Learn?	Blonde Laugh	Monster Valentine	Milking it
Blonde - Two Coats	Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle	Bulimic Bachelor Party	Drastic Diet
Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Burying Osama	Divorce	Dr. Doctor
Holiday	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Flies Have Wings, Why?	Chin nuts
Little People have little...	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Computer Breasts	Hit TV Shows in Iraq
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	The Jewish Vote	Yo mama's So Ugly	Clinton's Protection
Genie and the Taliban	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	The Wet and the Blonde	I Don't Like My Brother
Mrs. Shagwell	Drastic Diet	Yo Mama's So Ugly	The Invention of the Copper Wire
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Stupid