High Sperm Count

How do you tell if your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

If you have to chew before you swallow.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

It Ain't Surgery	Yo mama's So Flat	Talking Italian	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition
Yo mama's So Fat	Bush's Advisors	Yo mama's So Hairy	Rise and Shine
Flour Patch	80-Pounder	Archeological Gag	Redneck Pants
Romantic Pink Slip	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Lightbulb... Rednecks	That's crazy
Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	HMO Executive	Dubya 'Do.	Yo Mama's So Old
Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Yo Mama's So Small	Five Minutes to Midnight	Dubya 'n' Drugs
Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	The Blonde and the Worm	Still Together	Broomsticks
One day a blonde went into a department ...	Let's Play War	Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Monica's First Look
Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Smoke It	Yo mama's So Ugly	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
Yo mama's So Ugly	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Yo mama's So Fat... Planets	Yo mama's...Fat
David's Brother David	Florida Orange Growers	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	De-evolution
Redneck Christmas Shopping	Ice Cream	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up
Code for Sex	Clinton 'n' Buddy