The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What did the blonde say after ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Ghetto Mama	Flour Patch
The Golden Mug	How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	The Blonde Flight Attendant	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	David Beckham
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Heavy Sack	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Riding in Cars With Boys
Redneck and Bugs	Guess Who?	Mouth Organ	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
The Lawyer & The Dead Man	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Yo mama's...Stupid
Donations for Dee Dee	When is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?	Martin Scorscese is interviewing three ...	Men With No Arms or Legs
Confucius...Sausage	Banana Peel	Soy Toy	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde
The Blondes and the Rocking Party	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted	New Rules For Employment
Hard Drive	Wedding Night	Concorde Humor 2	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives
How Many Blonde Jokes...	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Curly Hair	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Poor	Clinton's sons	Male Disorientation
Yo mama's So Fat... Haul Ass	Yo mama's...Fat