The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lying through your tooths	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Dubya Quotes	Current Administration
Pickle in the Pants	Yo Mama's So Stupid	A Small Journey Through Hell	Yo Mama So Dry
Bush BM	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	I Hit Two of My Best Balls	Malcolm in the Puddle
Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	The Ages of Man	Blonde License
Designated drunkard	Parakeet Cereal	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla
Osama's Spawn	Blonde Bird	The Fish-Eating Competition	Mexican or Mexican't
Yo mama's...Stupid	California Gay Whale	Yo mama's so poor ...	Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Blondes Love Puzzles	Toothbrush Salesman
You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Redneck Fly-swatter	Blonde License	Redneck Soccer
The Answer	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde in Grocery Store	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!
The Aggie	J.Lo and doorknobs	People Really Said These Things In Court	Trucks and Babies
Love Is Blindness	Bishop And The Ass	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shoeshine
What's Rough and Hairy?	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River