You So Ugly

You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said "Twins!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Sheep Soup	Bush's Morning Run	Line of Blondes	The Doctor's Convention
Plaster Lawyers	The First Profession	Difference Boy & Girl	Sex Math 101
The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Nursery Crimes	The Wrinkled Nightgown	Womanly Secret
Modern Science	Pay-Per-Blonde	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Yo mama's So Stupid
Eat Your Vegetables	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Monica's First Look
Chin nuts	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Redneck Disaster
Yo Mama's Halloween	Psychology Class	Replacing Vanna	Redneck Religiousity
Fascinating	Never Seen A Priest	Blonde Basement	Redneck Porch
You might be a redneck if...	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Annoying Boy on Bus	Bear and Toilet
Gassy Broad	Yo momma so dumb she ...	Authentic Grafitti	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman
Think About It	What Didja Learn?	Redneck Anthem	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Cook	They''re Grrrrrreat	Shirts Off
You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal	Yo mama's so nasty...