You So Ugly

You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said "Twins!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Blonde Passenger	You're So Poor	My First Time
Dick Cheney and the Bushes	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Bush and Gore, together again	Executive Decision
Intelligent Quotes	Streakers and Strokers	Serenity Under Pressure	Government Tactics
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	The Blind Man	Blonde Luck
Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Losin' It	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Yummy Mama
Snowmen and Snowwomen	Dog Days	Yo mama's So Old	Lawyer Means...
Bush Fans	Yo mama's...Fat	Gary Condit's M.O.	Five Minutes to Midnight
Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Monica's Testimony	Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish
Lawyer in a Tree	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Hanging with Blondes
Replacing Vanna	Hide the Duke	Not All Blondes Are Dumb	It Burns
Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here!	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Urinalotta Trouble	Hillbilly Newlyweds
Headache	Blonde Passenger	Clinton's DNA	Barbie and Britney
Democrat's Concession	Pay-Per-Blonde