Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama so dirty...	The Annual Check-Up	It's Not Genetics	Dubya Quotes
Al Gore's Piercings	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Scooby Doo	Mozart Beyond the Grave	Trucks and Babies
Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's...fat	Chicken Wire & Duct Tape	Stuffing
The Fish-Eating Competition	Jedi Nights	Be Careful With That Viagra	Texan Poetry
Yo Mama Laundromat	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Snack Food
We're Talking Small	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Jokes On You, Teacher	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
100,000 Frenchman	Eternity	Double Wide	We take you now to the Oval Office
Liberal Jokes	Yo mama's so nasty...	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Chilled Crabs
Puzzling	The Firing Squad	Al Gore's Piercings	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
Dear Old Dad	Yo mama's So Fat	Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage	Yo mama's so stupid...
History Remembers Bill Clinton	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Vaseline Knob	Yo mama's So Stupid
Smokey the Bear	Yo mama's...Stupid