Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Yo mama's...Fat	You're So Poor	Computer Breasts
Office English Dictionary	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Sliding Doors	Blonde...Bananas
Signs You've Been Partying Too Much	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Blonde Who Has it All
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Snakeskin Punny	Yo mama's so fat... airplane	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Sex In Advertising	Men's English	Corduroy Condom	Megastore, Megasale
Blonde and Drive-Thru	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Hot 'n' Heavy	Five Minutes to Midnight
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	There's No People Like Snow People	Sons Devoted to Mom	Jumping Rope
What's Your Poison?	No Special Sauce?	Pay-Per-Blonde	Witchy Women
Skip To My Fool	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Inventions	Yo Mama's So Old
You at the Yard Sale	Bush at the Wheel	Gay Midget	Mad Cows
Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk	Redneck...Bath	Blondes and Colds	Yo Mama's So Small
CNN Late Breaking News! It has been ...	Engineering In Hell	Laffin' Smurfs	President Hillary
Blondes and Iceberg	Blonde Ambition