Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Booger Wooger	Who's the Boss?	Vampires in a Bar	Loose Constructionists
Adult Swim	What's Black?	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Chuckie Cheese Please
Bird-Brained in Helopisa	New Favorite Number	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's So Stupid	Night Of The Living Dead	Rookie Pitcher	Like Father Like Son
Yo mama is a fatty	The Millennium Kid	Thank You For Flying With Us	Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture
Voodoo Enronomics	Carefully Placed Periods	Baby Talk	The President Sucks
Impotence	Sex Advice	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her	Hillbilly Newlyweds
10	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Double Wide
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Broom!	Yo mama's So Poor	Catching Osama
Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Puzzle Pieces	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's So Poor	Redneck Parkin' Lot	Yo mama's So Poor	Step Right Up...
Morning at the White House	Yo mama's so stupid...	I Can't Drive 69	Space Shuttle Redneck
The Blind Man	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection