Yo mama's so old... antique shop

Yo mama is so old she went to an antique shop and they kept her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Getting Flowers	5 presidents are on a plane	Pool	Mail Order Blonde
Blow pop	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so stupid...	Fast Food
Jungle Gaiety	Clinton's Safe Sex	A Roomful of Rednecks	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer
Blonde Data	P. Diddy on a Diet	Yo mama's So Stupid	Southern University Psychology
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Yo mama's so fat... road	Fifty-Dollar Bet	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
Jane's Addiction	Carefully Placed Periods	Redneck Bubblebath	Blonde and License Plates
Y2K Nostalgia	The Bill Clinton Sale	Blind Skydivers	Microsoft and a Halter Top
David Beckham Redux	Scooby Doo	Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder
Bullwinkle	You Might Be A Redneck	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!
Drowning Lawyer	Cubist Poo	Ba Ba Black Sheep	Wet Lawyers
Vending Machine and Blonde	Clinton's Favorite Things	Okie Jokie	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Yo Mama's Fertile	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Friendly Neighbors
Blonde Rows of Corn	Lack of Vision