Osama Gets Loaded

Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

Because they can get bombed at home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

One Good Deed	My First Time	What Are Politics?	Work Blows
New Version of Playboy	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Blonde - Contractor
Accident on the Golf Course	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Yo mama's So Poor	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table
Straight Leper Flush	In All the Land	Blonde Braincells	Dubya 'n' Drugs
Dinner's On The Table	Yo mama's...Fat	The True Story	Shark Attack
The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Yo mama's So Stupid	Atlanta School Board	Stoopit Pickup Lines
6.9	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Respectfully Cheating	White, Slimy, & Horny
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Annoying Boy on Bus	Yo mama's So Old	High Stakes
Baldy Pants	Blonde Ice Fishing	You Big Tomato	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene
Yo Mama's So Hairy	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Windows 666	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law
Sex Over-Easy	Yo mama's So Ugly	Bar... Alabama	Warm and Moist
Inventions	Old Ladies and The Flasher	Blonde's Medical Exam	I Still Don't Get It
You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...