Osama Gets Loaded

Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

Because they can get bombed at home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Burying Osama	Twelve Inch Pianist	The Wrinkled Nightgown
Blonde On a Ledge	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Mr. Macho
Trapped Inside a Whale	Confucius Say	Whack Off	Yo mama's So Poor
Capitalism for Dummies	Rosebud	The Size of the Ranch	P. Diddy on a Diet
Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Blonde Nurse	Screwed, For Sure	Christmas In Heaven
Yo Mama's So Small	Men Two Hobbies	Yo Daddy Is So Bald	Y'Might Be A Redneck
The Blonde Fox	Toy Cars And Breastices	Yo mama just gets dumber...	Ignorance
Bush got a coded message from Saddam	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Go Fish	A Shave and a Shine
Yo mama's so dumb... airport	Chair Man of the Board	Gorilla in Heat	On The Job Training
Soy Toy	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Yo mama's So Hairy	Barbie's Christmas Beau
You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Moleasses	New Rules For Employment	Christmas Cookie Dough
Male Disorientation	Eyes Wide Shut	Blonde in a Round Room	Loose Constructionists
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	A setback in Iraqi-American relations