Osama Gets Loaded

Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

Because they can get bombed at home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Baked beans and their delightful tune	Rent	Sunroof You All Night Long	Lawyer and Vulture
Dubya 'n' Drugs	Little Wanky	Old Lady Shakes	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match
Dirty Tricks	Booger Wooger	Chuckie Cheese Please	Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex
Yo mama's so fat...	Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Bush and Cheney Lunch
Burried 10 Feet Under	Tardy Blonde	Healthy Virgin	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Yo mama's So Old	Lawyer in a Tree	Yo momma so stupid...
Easter Egg Hunt	Blonde Half-Wit	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both
Straight Leper Flush	Blonde Nurse	Yo Mama's Teeth...	Hungry Mama
Pre-Paid Plan	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Please pass the mayo	Yo mama's So Fat
Lightbulb <----> Law Professor	What Are Politics?	A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	Bubble Blowing Duckies
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Lipstick Or...?	Fat Woman	Blondes in a Convertible
Democrat's Concession	When is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?	Dream on	HMO Executive
Horny Old Ladies	Yo mama's so dumb...