You're So Ugly

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Lady	Blonde Crossing	Blonde On A Fence	Optimistic Jack
Yo mama's So Stupid	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	What's Your Poison?	Blonde Who Has it All
Leeches	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...	Eating is a Sport	Yo mama's So Ugly
Bin Laid	Yo Mama's So Poor	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Burger King
Arctic Hooker	Topless Sunbather	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Redneck...Ironing Board
Perfumed Blonde	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Redneck Fly-swatter
Ending It All	Six Hours to Live	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
Yo Mama's So Skinny	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Yo mama's...Skinny	Hard Sleepin'
Redneck Ghost Story	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Actual Police Quotes	Cow with No Legs
Blonde Horse Ranch	Lawyers' Birth Control	Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Be Careful What You Wish For
Yo Mama... Shotgun	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Saving Her Butt
Helisoft	yo mama is so fat....	Yo mama is so dumb...	The Blue Eye
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Small