You KNOW You're a Redneck

You know you're a redneck when your family tree has only one branch in it, and it loops.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Coming to America	Yo mama's So Ugly	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Executive Decision
It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Speaking Women-ese	If Ever You're Choking...	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Redneck Communion	Yo mama's...Poor	Blonde Looking for a Job
Yo mama's so fat... airplane	Blonde Goes to the Airport	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	The Witty Truck Driver
Name Those Tracks	Sharing	Blonde Nurse	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis
Screwdrivin' Clinton	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath	Eating is a Sport
What Do I Look Like?	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Tales From The Shire	Yo mama's...Fat
The difference between boiling water and	Fast Food Blondes	Genealogy	Lawyer-Client Relations
Brunettes and God	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama just gets dumber...	Yo Mama Bath
Tennis Balls	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	It's Open Lawyer Season!
I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Yo mama's so stupid... tv	A Shave and a Shine	The Housebroken Redneck
Dentist	Space Shuttle Redneck	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	You Might Be A Redneck
Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie