Five Pounds of Fat

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?

Stick a nipple on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

XXX Blondes	Le Stinkers	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
Yo mama's so fat... two buses	Keep Warm	You So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Skinny
An Honest Lawyer	The Hit and Run Case	A little boy wrote to Santa ...	Your Profession and Your Libido
Lucky Frog	Abstinence	West Virgina's Most Confusing Day	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney
Blonde Lesbian	Breast Stroke	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	The Blonde and the Jumper
Bishop And The Ass	The Raffle	Redneck Anthem	Yo mama's So Fat
God Save The Dairy Queen	Yo mama's So Ugly	Sex Over-Easy	Yo mama's...Fat
Respectfully Cheating	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	High Stakes	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron
Hooked On Dem Jets	Lawyer Brains	The Blonde and the Librarian	The Wrinkled Nightgown
Special Remedy	Yo mama's tities...	Three Girls Go Camping	The President''s Puzzle
Your teeth are so busted...	The Firing Squad	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
Vaseline Knob	Democrat's Concession	Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress	Work Blows
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Wanted: Dead Or Alive