Five Pounds of Fat

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?

Stick a nipple on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck...TV Antenna	Sharks and Lawyers	Osama's Valentine	The Mystery of Childbirth
Blonde Lightning Storm	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat	Divided By A Common Language
Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Lawyer vs. Snake	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Late AGAIN	Safe Sex: Grandparent to Teen	Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Sex and Dieting
Don't Step Out of the Car	Stooooopid Mama	Blonde's Medical Exam	Clinton Stew
Blonde In A Bathroom	How to Sell a Bible	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	When is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?
Blonde License	Out of T.P.	The 69ers	Lawyers on the Beach
Rednecks Talkin'	Redneck Shopper	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Chillin' Biddies
Baldy Pants	Hoshimota	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's Work Ethic
You So Ugly	SAG Meeting	Christmas Cookie Dough	The Blond Date
A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Fart Glossary	Pinocchio and Splinters	Elephant and Man
South Park Haters...	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Healthy Virgin	Blondes and Iceberg
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Fat