Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Poor	Comfortable	Lay off
Please pass the mayo	Jungle Gaiety	Baby Mama	Clinton's Protection
Blonde Skydiver	Blonde Bird Killer	You Might Be A Redneck	747 Full of Lawyers
Washington Survey	Closer to God	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Baby Drink
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama's So Ugly	GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?
Blonde in the Mirror	Runny Noodle	Men and Women FAQ	SAG Meeting
Fish TV	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Hand me downs
The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...	Come Early And Bring Your Lunch	Out of T.P.	Yo Mama's Like a Brick
Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup	Ugly mama and a tail	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
Warm and Moist	Yo mama's So Fat	Shoot The Pig	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat
Blonde in Grocery Store	Yo mama's so dumb...	Yo mama is so nasty...	A Hole in the Head
Sex In Advertising	Laxative Cough Therapy