Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Virgin Trucker	Replacing Vanna	Hands and Knees
Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	A Real Ball Buster	Blondes and cow patties	The Test
Dubya 'Do.	Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Soy Toy
Plaster Lawyers	Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Bad Lawyer
Yo mama's So Fat	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	Powder
State Slogans	Sex Contract	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Elephant and Man
Hungry Blonde	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Gary Condit's Pants
NASCAR	First Class Blondie	Little Boy Blue	Yo mama's So Ugly
Southern Values	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Big Ben Blonde
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Carefully Placed Periods	Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player	Blonde's Challenge
Yo mama's...Fat	Twelve Inch Pianist	I want my MTV	Why did the blonde put makeup on her ...
Blonde Data	French Joke	The Teacher's Gift	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller
Blonde in Natchitoches	Definition of Suspicious