Chilled Crabs

Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Please pass the mayo	Blonde Looking for a Job	12- Pack	All I Want Is a Beer!
Redneck Bubble Baths	What's Worse?	The President''s Puzzle	How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
Tasties in a Half Shell	Make-a-Wish Foundation	Serenity Under Pressure	Yo mama's so fat...
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Brown and Serve	Iraqi Law	Yo Mama's So Old
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	Dead Blonde in Closet	The Blind Man	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shows up
Sports and Virility	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Yo Mama's So Fat...	German Virginity
Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her	Viva Las Vegas	Smurfette	Bush Has a Short One
Monica's First Look	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Blonde's Coffin	The Blonde ABC's
Wedding Night	Le Stinkers	Yo mama's so nasty...	Cash Flow
Clinton Monument	Loose Potatoes	Windows 666	Gloves: Joke circa 1890
Yo mama's So Stupid	Rent	Redneck Anthem	The Devoted Wife
Chucky at the Movies	Condoms	Corn Hole	P. Diddy on a Diet
Yo mama's So Fat	People Really Said These Things In Court