Ice Cream

What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor?

A smartass!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Booger Wooger	People Really Said These Things In Court	Elephant Tampon	Braggadocio
Baby Mama	George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Clinton and the Pope	Suicide Attempt
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Mommy, Mommy!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Vetoed Valentine Promotions
Rosebud	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Yo mama's So Skinny
Yo Mama's So Greasy	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Question...Sex Change
Southern Foreplay	Get On The Bus	Smurf and Turf	A manager walks into his office...
Broomsticks	Five Pounds of Fat	Hot Enough For You?	The Fishing Spot
Chin nuts	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Topless Sunbather	Sex Advice
The Origin of Little Debbie	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	The Quotable Marion Barry	Jumping Rope
Blonde in the Mirror	Chair Man of the Board	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Men and Women FAQ
Bullwinkle	Bar... Alabama	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods
The Blonde's Roadside Emergency	Mommy Almost Died	Afghani Fowl	Cartwheeling for Cash
Getting Weighed	Pinocchio and Splinters