Vending Machine and Blonde

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?

A: Nothing.....you get what you paid for.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Act Of God	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies
Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Gold Digger	Monks Made a Mistake	Moms and Their Snooping
Martian Sex	Blondes in a Box	Yo Mama so Bald	Designated drunkard
Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Roman Warrior	A woman went to her priest with a problem...	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Playing Doctor	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Christmas In Heaven
Donkey and Onion	Convenience Store	Question...Sex Change	Guys vs. Girls
Why I Am So Tired	Lawyers' Birth Control	Doctor Demented	Redneck Ghost Story
Question...Sex Change	Pre-Paid Plan	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Popularity Is A Relative Term
Blondes and Bricks	Chin nuts	Early Stages of Viagra Development	Retired Marine
Yo mama's...Ugly	The Blind Guy Polemic	Blonde Suicide	Never Seen A Priest
Tenessee Football Player	Nasty Mama	What Do I Look Like?	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...
Porcupines	Archeological Gag	Mistaken Identity	Blonde's Backseat
Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde Multiple Orgasms