Vending Machine and Blonde

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?

A: Nothing.....you get what you paid for.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Sharks and Lawyers	Topless Fat Woman	Hot Air Balloon
Yo mama's so fat... two buses	You are a Redneck...	3 Wishes	Fishing for a Week
Blonde Cell Death	The First Profession	The Witty Truck Driver	Name Those Tracks
Hanging With Rednecks	Coming to America	Yo mama's So Hairy	Free Sex Contestants
You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Farmer and the Cow	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom
Clinton Stew	Clinton's sons	Stuck in the middle	Yo Mama's so dumb... car
Blonde and License Plates	Understanding Marketing	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Snowshoes
Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	The Last Southern Virgin	Soy Toy	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back
Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Star Trek	Yo mama and a rat
Branch-Davidians	Homosexual	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Lift Off
Blonde's Air Conditioner	Lawyer Croaks	Bad Drivers	Pool
Blonde's Challenge	Wizard of Oz	Broomsticks	Gynecologist Grease Monkey
Things Found Only in America	Blonde Kidnapper