I feel like chicken tonight

Why did George Bush cross the road?

Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Lady	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Supermarket Mother	Count Chock Full of Nuts
Go Fish	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Make-a-Wish Foundation	Iraqi Funerals
The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	Confucious...Baseball	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Ice Ice Baby
Lucky Frog	Canni Ball!	Red Ring	The Farmer's Daughters
Yo mama's...Dirty	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Yo Mama's So Old	Yo mama's So Ugly
We're Studying Hard	Watch Where You Step	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Blonde Riding Shotgun
Redneck Fly-swatter	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Yo mama's...Ugly	Return the Dog
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...Fat	Arkansas State Residency Application	Yo mama's So Fat
Redneck Feast	First Lady	Clinton's DNA	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster
THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES	The Engineer's Love Life	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Legalese
Genie and the Taliban	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Cliff	Headache	Two Blondes and a Camel
Good, Bad, Worse	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Curly Hair
Jack and Jill and Modern Economics	Yo Mama... Shotgun