I feel like chicken tonight

Why did George Bush cross the road?

Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Yo Mama's... Hairy	Blonde Brains	Bubba Died in a Fire
Blonde Arrow	Yo mama's So Poor	Another Dumb Blonde	Six Feet Under The Sheets
Yo mama's so stupid...	Penis Requests a Raise	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Genie and the Taliban
A Few Good Men	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Yo mama's so stupid...
Blonde Coffee Drinker	Redneck Porch	Hand-Eye Coordination	Man Of The House
What is red and green?	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Yo mama's...Fat
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Yo mama's So Ugly	Bar... Alabama
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Yo mama's So Stupid	Baby Gates and Microsoft
Hot Dog	Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Windows 666	The Cross-Eyed Cow
He'n & She'n	I'll Give You...	Peanut In Your Ear	Pinocchio and Splinters
Lunch is back	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	Blonde Driving	How To Sell Lawnmowers
Mom's French Connection	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Redneck Yardwork	Intelligent Quotes
Redneck... Rich	Yo momma so so fat!