Like Midgets In The Night...

What is grosser than gross?

When a midget walks by and says your hair smells nice...

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Leggy Blonde	Split Up The Middle	Sunroof You All Night Long	A man's logic
Redneck Bubble Baths	Things Found Only In America	Gary Condit's Bad Hair Days	Yo mama's So Fat
Redneck Family Values	Hot Air Balloon	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Clinton & KFC
Adventures in Disneyland	The corporate ladder	Shriveled Lovin'	The Rich Lady and her Butler
Broomsticks	Screw The World	Six Hours to Live	Baby Drink
Mechanic's Lube	An Ugly Position	Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Texas Transplant
Yo mama's So Poor	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Blonde Cross Road	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
Yo mama's So Fat	Constipation	A Giant Problem	Tap Dancin'
Yo mama's So Stupid	Fat Woman	Yo mama's so fat... airplane	Ed Zachery Disease
Smokin' Dope	Man Catches Crocodile	Land Of Milk And Honey	Hot Enough For You?
Redneck Home Improvement	Clinton's DNA	Sobriety Test	Abstinence
You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	One day a hunter was walking...	40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Oh My God!
Bush's Favor	Moon Talking