Flies in a Lightbulb

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	Yo mama's...Fat	Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber	Martian Sex
Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Yo mama is FUGLY	The corporate ladder	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Alabama Farmer	Chicken Wire & Duct Tape	Urinalotta Trouble
Man and Pharmacist	Attack of the American Women	Y'might Be A Redneck	Little Wanky
Blondes on a Rope	Political Pampers	Scags Who Blew Bill	Dubya 'n' Drugs
Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Impotence	Don't Step Out of the Car	Stooooopid Mama
Monday Night Osama	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Murder Mystery Porn	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde Nurse	Dought Girl	Yo Mama's Fertile	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale
Blonde and License Plates	Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes	Chucky at the Movies	Yo mama's so dumb... hour
Mommy Almost Died	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Factory Girl	Put It On Your Organ
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shoeshine	Vaseline Knob	A Real Ball Buster	Yo mama's...Forklift
Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Mathematics	Afghani Fowl	What's green and smells like ...
Having to Take a Whisper	Yo mama's so fat... Sherpas