Yo mama is so damn fat yo

Yo mama so fat it takes two buses and a train to get on her good side!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Little Wanky	A Shave and a Shine	Redneck Anthem
Goathead! Goathead!	Yo mama's...Fat	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Adult Swim
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Blonde in a Round Room	Tennis Balls	Keeping In Under The Kilt
The Rescue	In a murder trial...	Blonde Grenadier	Smoke It
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Yo mama's...Old	Yo mama's...Door	Yo mama's So Dumb
Thank You For Flying With Us	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Mouth Organ	Dentist
Psychology Class	Flower Flub-o-rama	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	Call Me Back
Sliding Doors	Headache	Yo mama's So Ugly	Doorprize
A Road Trip to Yo Mama	You Stink So Bad	Buried Lawyers	Knock Knock... Sham
Drink up	IQ Test	Bear in Bar	In Praise of Older Women
The Offspring	Rules of Bedroom Golf	Yo mama's...Stupid	The Engineer's Love Life
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Dad Eats Lightbulbs	Mr. Macho	No Special Sauce?
Three Girls Go Camping	Help Me, I'm On A Date