Gary Condit's Pants

Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants?

A: To keep his ankles warm!

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Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Yo mama's...Fat	One hungry Bush...
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