Gary Condit's Pants

Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants?

A: To keep his ankles warm!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	In The Navy	A manager walks into his office...
Yo mamma's so retarded...	Heaven and Hell	Bug's Mind	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History
Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Yo Mama's So Greasy
Louisiana Heritage	The Engineer and the Bike	Tickle These, Elmo	Yo mama's So Stupid
In The Navy	What Didja Learn?	OSU	Blonde State of Mind
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	The Quotable Marion Barry	Blonde lumberjack	Farmer Joe and his Mule
Blonde Suicide	Southern Foreplay	What a Gasser	Nasty Mama
Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Tales From The Shire	SF Pregnancy Rate	Man Of The House
Getting Old	Yo mama's...Stupid	Horny Old Ladies	What Sex is Polly?
The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Streakers and Strokers	Redneck Engineering Exam
Yo mama's so nasty...	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Blonde Looking for a Job
Louisiana Heritage	Yo mama's so stupid...	Yo mama's...Forklift	Yo mama's So Flat
Guys and Dolls	What's Your Poison?