Eyes Wide Shut

Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?

Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grandpa Gets Off	The Bottom Line	Loose Constructionists	Twelve Inch Pianist
Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Group Photo	Line of Blondes	Blondes and Candles
Yo mama's so fat...	Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	Confucius...Fisherman	Blonde and Clock
Blonde Jokes	Cows In Government	Avon Calling	Prison Carpenter
Fishermen with Skills	Genie-wine	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Survivor for Alabamans
Pointless	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Knock Knock... Sham	Shriveled Lovin'
Free Sex Contestants	Another Dumb Mama Joke	Redneck Baseball	Thank You For Flying With Us
Yo mama's So Stupid	Relay Race	Confucius...Sausage	Nasty Mama
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Bad Day Blondie	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo	A wrinkle in time	The Wet and the Blonde	Zip It. Zip It Good.
Dr. Doctor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Taxation	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
Archeological Gag	Blonde's Bad Day	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Y'might Be A Redneck
Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Yo mama's So Fat