Eyes Wide Shut

Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?

Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

One Good Deed	The Scott's Pocket Watch	Another Weekend At The Home	Yo Mama's So Fat... Space
Chicken and egg are lying in...	Plaster Lawyers	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
Constipation	Blonde With License	The Blonde Flight Attendant	You Might Be A Redneck
Blonde Tip-toe	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	First Class	Yo mama's...Fat
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Jerome is Dead!	Gary Condit's M.O.	A lady walks into her doctors office ...
TeleBlond	Pee On A Ferrari	Bubba Gets Smart	Three Girls in the Desert
River Deep	Gross, Grosser, Grossest II	Blondes and Candles	Bad Day Blondie
Strict Sex Schedule	You're So Poor...Christmas	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats
Redneck Wedding	Yo Mama's So Poor	Redneck At The Restaurant	Car Crash
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	If Ever You're Choking...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume
Hard Drive	The First Lady's patriotic duties	A Real WANGsta	First Class Blondie
What's Rough and Hairy?	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Yo mama's So Stinky	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu
Redneck Underwear	Inventions