Roadkill

You're so ugly, you look at roadkill and it runs away!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blondes Strike Back	Dubya 'n' Drugs	What's the difference between a blonde...	Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	A Real Ball Buster	You Work for the Government When:
You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Monks Made a Mistake	80-Pounder	Blonde Trapped on an Isand
Monica's New Boyfriend	Where's the Blow Hole	Redneck Grocrey	Yo mama is a fatty
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's...Dumb	Yo Mama's So Greasy
She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Microsoft in Detroit?	Redneck Family Values	M&M's
Tag Team	Hairclub for Women	Yo mama's smile	Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife
Mouth Organ	Osama's Ride	Get You With The Nine	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section
Houston Schoolin'	Priestly Duties	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan
Snot	350 Pounder?	Shoplifting	Liberal Jokes
Obese Michigan Mammas	Yo mama's so fat...	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Yo mama's So Fat
You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Banging and Banking	New Canadian Flag	Yo Mama's So Old
Lesbians in a Canoe	White House Synonyms