Roadkill

You're so ugly, you look at roadkill and it runs away!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do puppies and gynecologists...	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	A Few Good Lawyers
Yard Work Sign Language	Blondes and Gas Stations	Blonde in a Round Room	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls
Yo mama's Teeth	Peopling The Earth	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
The Housebroken Redneck	Constipated Accountant	What's green and smells like ...	The Test
Bush and Cheney Lunch	Closer to God	Screw The World	Did I do that?
Tickle These, Elmo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Eat Your Vegetables	Invisible Carrots
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Yo mama sooooo dumb	Brunette Meets Genie	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...
Monica & The Rest Of Us	Women vs. Dog Poop	White, Slimy, & Horny	Yo mama's So Old
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	The Blonde Hostess	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Runny Noodle
A Definite Definition	Redneck Teeth	Wedding Night	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck
This Little Piggy	Halle Berry Bares All	The Gynecologist's Glasses	Women and Pool Tables
Yo mama's...Fat	Al Gore's Piercings	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Yo mama's...Fat
Blonde with Half a Brain	There was a man who loved baked beans...