Parakeet Cereal

What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	Yo mama's so poor...	12- Pack	Yo Mama's So Poor
Free Sex with Fill Up	M&M's	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	I've Got Shingles
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Fred bin Flintsone	Mr. Macho	A Real Watch Dog
Beautiful?	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Bush Does a Favor	Think About It
Tickle These, Elmo	The Size of the Ranch	Yo momma so stupid...	Suicidal Blonde
Smart Pills	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Redneck Grandma	Lesbian Harem
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Iranians	Things Just Fallin' Off	Blondes in a Convertible
Yo mama's so Fat	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Soapy Sales	Flour Patch
The Great Crab Escape	Abstinence	Factory Girl	Red Ball Express
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator...	Eternity	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Moleasses
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Space Shuttle Redneck	A Little Testy
Blonde Rows of Corn	Stayin' Alive	What did the blonde say after ...	Bamming in 'Bama
Elementary, My Dear Jerkface	Comfortable