Parakeet Cereal

What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Sex-Obsessed Blonde	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Helisoft	Closest Shave Ever
Redneck Christmas Shopping	Trampoline vs. Lawyer	Yo mama's tities...	Me, I want a hoola hoop
An Honest Lawyer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny	The First Profession	Mirror, Mirror
Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Cows In Government	Bleachin Yo Mama	Fifty-Dollar Bet
Froggie Proposal	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	George W. Bush was caught breaking	Clear Blue Easy
Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	If Ever You're Choking...	Southern Values	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus
Brunette Shopping	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Dentata
Burning Bush	Democrat's Concession	Yo mama's...Fat	High Stakes
Why God Created Man	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Yo mama so ugly...	The Three Nuns
Birth Control	Hot Lunch	What Do I Look Like?	Bush and Bill
Dynamite!	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	People Really Said These Things In Court	Redneck Home Improvement
Redneck Engineering Exam	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Keep It In Your Pants
Runny Noodle	Girls and Planes