Politically Speaking

"My uncle ran for Senate last year."

"Really? What does he do now?"

"Nothing. He got elected."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Really Bloody Mary	Sharks and Lawyers	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Door Hinge
Lawyers and God	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare
Punk 'n' Parrot	Constipation	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Yo mama's...Easy
Old Man and his Babies	Hey fatty	Peanut In Your Ear	Genie-wine
Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	White, Slimy, & Horny	Legs Open
M&M's	S & M	Flies Have Wings, Why?	Bad Day Blondie
What's Your Poison?	Baby Mama	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo Mama's Work Ethic
Yo mama so stupid...	Laxative Cough Therapy	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Ask The Doctor
Parsley	Obese Michigan Mammas	Bin Laden vs Custer	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...
Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	Blondes Making Kool-Aid	Guys and Dolls	Blonde Overdue
Yo Mama's So Stupid	The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Do it like mammals	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...
Sunroof You All Night Long	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Country Politics
A manager walks into his office...	S&M Sans Rubber Suits