Politically Speaking

"My uncle ran for Senate last year."

"Really? What does he do now?"

"Nothing. He got elected."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	Mountain Bike	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Carefully Placed Periods	New Priest In Town	747	Yo Mama's So Small
Survivor for Alabamans	Yo mama's football knowledge	Blondes and Gas Stations	Scooby Doo
Osama Bin Lighted	A helping hand	The Rich Lady and her Butler	Christmas In Heaven
Suicidal Blonde	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	I've Got Shingles	Yo mama's So Poor	Tennis Balls
Mexican or Mexican't	Blondes Doing the Wave	That's A Buncha Bull	Sons Devoted to Mom
Yo Mama's So Poor	Blonde and License Plates	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Lawyer in a Tree
Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Blonde and Goldfish	Yo mama's...Fat
One-Armed Blonde	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Pretty Hair	Yo mama's So Fat
Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Redneck...TV Antenna
Iraqi Law	Lightning Blonde	Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls
Smoking Problems	Joke Written By and For Retards