Politically Speaking

"My uncle ran for Senate last year."

"Really? What does he do now?"

"Nothing. He got elected."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Blonde Arrow	Mail Order Blonde	Shoot The Pig
Bombing Works	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Monster Mystery
Voodoo Enronomics	Speaking Women-ese	Made in Canada	Who Let The Blondes Out?
Clinton's Boxers	Say What Again?	Hooked On Dem Jets	Yo mama's So Fat
Clinton Abortion Bill	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Blonde in Grocery Store	Redneck Ghost Story
Blonde Loses Sweet Job	How do you drown a blonde?	Blonde Fired	Rubbing Her The Right Way
You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	A Natural Blind	A Redneck Retaliation
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Blonde Carpenter	Redneck Bubblebath	Confusing Blonde
Mouth Organ	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Blonde Suicide	6.9
In the back woods of Arkansas...	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Men With No Arms or Legs	Redneck Shopper
Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck	Rednecks' Teeth	Yo mama's...Plane
Q & A...Shower	Fred bin Flintsone	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Bow-Legged Cowgirls
Blonde and Drive-Thru	Olllllld Lawyer