Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry

I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	Grandpa Gets Off	Dubya Quotes	Masochism Tango
Fair-Haired Science Fair	Yo mama's so fat...	I feel like chicken tonight	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather
Jokes On You, Teacher	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Pervert Psychiatrist	Blonde - Death in the Family
Dear Old Dad	Designated drunkard	George W. Drowning	Baking Blondes
Tank Girl	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	We take you now to the Oval Office	Y'Might Be A Redneck
Blonde in the Morning	Yo mama's so Nasty	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Three Stupid Wives
What's the difference between a blonde...	Test Tube Baby	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Liberal Jokes	Can't Take You Anywhere	Yo mama's...Stupid	Flies in a Lightbulb
Yo mama's...Fat	How to Sell a Bible	Leper Stew	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama's Work Ethic
Runny Noodle	Tasties in a Half Shell	New Version of Playboy	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's So Old	White House Visitors	Gross Siamese Tongue	What did the blonde say after ...
Madame President	Swicth Hands