Yo Mama So Dry

Yo mama so dry, the crabs carry canteens.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Convenience Store	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Burying Osama	Door Hinge
You Might Be A Redneck If...Bluebook	Yo mama's...Fat	Blow in the Blonde's	Love At First Sight
Quickie	The First Profession	A falling out	Winnie the Pooh
Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	JFKaput	Small Things	Gold Digger
Sex In Advertising	Blonde and shower caps	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Yo mama's so fat... runs
In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Lyin' Lawyer Laffs	The Three Ugly Ducklings	First Cut is the Deepest
The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee
Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Elephant Tampon	What's funnier than a zombie baby?
You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	FLAT BLONDE	Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Yo Mama's So Fat... Buffet
Why don't witches wear panties?	Arkansas Toothbrush	Love At First Sight	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Egyptian Pick-Up Line	Clinton & A Screwdriver	It Burns	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi
Difference Boy & Girl	Y'might Be A Redneck	Deer Tracks	Support Group for Yo Fat Mama
Tickle These, Elmo	You KNOW You're a Redneck