Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches

Yo' mama so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each timezone!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Poor	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	Tank Girl	The Offspring
Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	The Dough Boyz	Redneck Truck
Blonde with Money	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Blonde and Rock n' Roller
Brown and Serve	Redneck... Fast Food	Blonde Bicycle	Redneck Death
Lesbians in a Canoe	Riding in Cars With Boys	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale
Windows 666	Confusing Blonde	Yo mama's...Ugly	Hillbilly Newlyweds
Hands and Knees	Grandpa Gets Off	Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
The Wonder Bra	Yo Mama's Underwear	Clear Blue Easy	Lawyers vs. Vampires
One-Armed Blonde	Reverend	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Pretty Hair
Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Redneck Shopper	Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked	Saving Her Butt
Mafia Christmas	Late Cannibal	Honeymoon	The Gynecologist's Glasses
Yo mama's...Fat	Miracle Exercise	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Did I do that?
Deer Tracks	Gross Siamese Tongue