Lawyers on the Beach

How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?

Cats keep covering them over with sand.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck Parkin' Lot	Let's Play War	The roof is on fire	Yo mama's So Poor
I'll Give You...	The Last Southern Virgin	Yo mama's So Fat	Shekshy Legsh
Satisfaction	One hungry Bush...	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Cris Cross
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Still Together	Blonde's Twinkle	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face
Clinton on Tobacco	Natural Blonde	Two Sperm	Yo Mama's Fertile
Yo Mama is So Stupid	Doctor Demented	Yo mama's So Ugly	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
What's Your Poison?	Two Things In The Air	It Burns	Pre-Paid Plan
Star Dreck	Blonde Kidnapper	Flies in a Lightbulb	Blonde Girlfriend
Yo mama's...Fat	Be Careful What You Wish For	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Stumbling and Mumbling
Wallet and Genitals	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Clinton's DNA	What's Your Poison?
Equal Opportunity Asphyxiation	White House Visitors	The Aggie	The Cross-Eyed Cow
Hot Enough For You?	Rednecks at School	Yo mama's So Stupid	Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
You Know You're Old	Smart Pills