Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo mama is so ugly when she wakes up to salute the day the sun runs to hide.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Virgins in Caves	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	Yo mama's So Fat	Helisoft
Redneck Family Values	Another Weekend At The Home	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Monks Made a Mistake
Made in Canada	Jingle Balls	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig	Euro-English Instead of German
Winnie the Pooh	Blonde Counting Sheep	Blond Father	A Redneck Retaliation
Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Curious Pickup Line	Horse Tears	Inventions
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Mexican or Mexican't	An Act of Charity
Redneck and Bugs	Blonde Kidnapper	Blonde in Your Fridge	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Arkansas Toothbrush	Foul-Mouthed Hockey	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Yo mama's so fat... leg	Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here!	Deer Tracks	Yo mama's So Ugly
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Use Your Pituitary	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat
Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	Wallet and Genitals	Yo mama so ugly...	Yo Mama's...Old
Osama's New City	Hi-Steppin' Mama	What Men Want	Yo mama's So Skinny
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Smart Pills