Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo mama is so ugly when she wakes up to salute the day the sun runs to hide.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hail to the Moron	Espanol para Matadors	Swinging Redneck	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover
Virgin Trucker	Grandma	Executive Decision	Rise and Shine
Roman Warrior	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Three Drunk Men	Invisible Carrots
Blonde...Bananas	Yo mama's So Old	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Bob Dole's Underwear
Pointless	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Blonde Brushing Hair
Pickled Bread	Playing Doctor	Yo mama's...Fat	America has finally captured Saddam ...
Gary Condit's M.O.	Thermos and Blonde	Star Trek	Yo mama's So Poor
Speaking Women-ese	Who dun it?	Yo Mama's So Stank	Yo mama's smile
Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	The Blonde and the Jumper	You Might Be a Redneck if...
Dear Old Dad	Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo mama is so dumb...	Fast Food for Rednecks
Shop At WalRusMart	Cook	Redneck Porch	German Virginity
Blonde Road Crossing	Flour Patch	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Drastic Diet
Give Him What He Wants	Yo Mama's Poor Christmas